So what makes me a Dangerous Dog...?

Well apparently it's because of the way I LOOK. It's my appearance that defines me, not my behaviour. So because I'm strong and well proportioned, and despite an impeccable pedigree, excellent manners, & no history of violence, I'm to be categorised the same as all those troublemaking stray dogs and cross-breeds around the place.

People, they're so inconsistent sometimes.